Where did You Go? Part 7


I think I am going to start making this a Friday event. I will not go as far as to make it official because I have a way of jinxing myself and next Friday I might get hit by a bus full of gunpowder leaving everyone here saying, “that son of a bitch is completely unreliable”. So I will try the best I can because I have generated a list of people that need to be brought back to the limelight. Unless they are dead. Then I will bring them back posthumously. It’s the least i can do. And away we go!

*snort snort…Weeeyuuuuu*

Holy crap it’s Roy Stalin in one of the greatest movies of the Cusack 80’s genre, Better Off Dead! His real name is Aaron Dozier and man did he play the guy that every dude loved to hate. I must admit I was a little envious of the ski teams matching jackets. I have a sleeping bag that looks just like that. Regardless, Aaron nailed the role as the perfect high school prick jock and he even took his defeat in the end like the poor sport he was. “Get Lost!”

You’ll never believe what Aaron Dozier is doing today, or at least a few years ago. He is the head coach for the Boston College ACC ski team! I guess life does imitate art after all! I wish I had an updated picture. I wonder if he can still handle the K12…..on one ski?

Remember Mr. Mom? I barely do and that is probably because I was the same age as the two kids in the tub when it came out. But I got an email asking whether or not a recent fiber commercial on TV stared one of the kids and it turns out he did. It is Alex, the kid circled, who is really Frederick Koehler. I remember this kid more than the other because he wasn’t bitching about his wubby as much. It commanded my respect, even though I was guilty at that time for peeing my pants at recess playing “Red light, Green Light.”

Fred has been working his ass off since childhood and has been in everything from TV shows like Full House and ER to movies like Pearl Harbor and Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood (poop in pants :( ) He was even in a great made for TV movie called The Positively True Adventures of the Alleged Texas Cheerleader-Murdering Mom. But recently I keep seeing him in commercials like the said fiber commercial as a downtrodden employee. He does have that melancholy look, eh? But I bet anything this guy is the life of the party. Keep it real Fred!

Whatever happened to the UZI? Did weaponry in Hollywood go to the way of Colt? I remember when every bad guy rocked an UZI back in the day. How many guys where blown in the air, flipping and throwing their UZI’s on the show, The A-Team? I myself, had countless UZI water guns because it was the gun of choice. I wanted to be the Colombian drug runner in the neighborhood! Oh well, maybe the UZI can comeback one day. The Israelis really know how to make something cool, you know?

Who doesn’t love this guy, Brain Backer (Mark “Rat” Ratner) from the great 80’s movie Fast Times At Ridgemont High ? I always had a connection with his character in that movie. He was a self conscious dork that relied on his suave but selfish friend for tips on how to land a date with a crush. Even though his friend was a jerk, I did agree that on a date you should always play Led Zeppelin, “Physical Graffiti”. Works for me!

Brian Backer was in some really great 1980’s films like, of course, Fast Times’ as well as The Money Pit, Meatballs and Moving Violations but in 1987 his agent sold him out to Police Academy 4 and he was forever cast the way of TV sitcoms. Actually to be fair, Brian won a Tony for his performance as Woody ALLEN on Broadway. I guess that is an achievement. Oh well, you will forever be known as “Rat” who got sloppy seconds from your pal at Ridgemont. And for that, we love you Brian.

Last for today, but certainly not least it’s Keith Gordon, one of my all time favorite actor/director/writers ever. This guy bleeds talent and has been a true backbone for Hollywood cinema. Most people recognize Keith for his role as Jason Melon in Back To School or as Arnie Cunningham in Stephen King’s Christine but I know Keith Gordon as Doug Fetterman in Jaws II. That movie made me never want to go sailing again and his role as the nerdy bookworm let me know that even the smart guys can be eaten. That was a weak statement, I know.

You won’t find Keith in front of the camera anymore and that’s a real shame. And it’s not because he lost his hair. No, he is writing and directing now and does a damn fine job of it too. His political and antiwar themes rub people the wrong way at times but it does provoke thought. And really at the end of the day, isn’t that what we want? I watched A Midnight Clear and was really impressed how he made such a powerful film that not only captured everything Kurt Vonnegut had written but it inspired me to be a Vonnegut fan. Now that’s a movie when it inspires reading!

Go to Macabre Fitness right now! I want you to see a movie! Serious cat says so!

21 Comments

  1. Another instance of Life imitating art you left out for Keith Gordon: Back To School had a cameo by Kurt Vonnegut.

  2. Shit! You are so right, Norbert! I completely left that out. You get 5 golden stars.

  3. I loved Keith in Christine! i’ll mostly remember him for that part!

    Speaking of the UZI, I had a friend who’s boyfriend used to pronounce it Yoo-Zee! We made fun of him forever.

    And that cat looks like it’s about to blow chunks!

  4. Hee! I got that cat from Faith’s MySpace page. I died laughing when I saw it. He might be sick now that you mention it.

    At least he doesn’t say “Yatzee!”.

  5. Wasn’t Frederick Koehler “Chip” in Kate and Alley? I think he was Alley’s son. Maybe.

    Did someone switch my tylenol out again?

  6. Nope! You completely nailed it proving I shouldn’t shoot from the hip on these posts. How did I forget that?

  7. I had to go look it up … I don’t remember him in any of those movies and shows you mentioned, just Kate and Alley and the fiber commercial.

    Have a good weekend, Will!

  8. You too! Thanks for the memory jog! I need to edit this before I put it in the “where did you go” file.

  9. That Fred guy is in more commercials than i can count. Also, wasn’t he in Kate and Allie?

  10. Yeah, KB, I suck.

  11. No no, you don’t suck. For whatever reason I remember his face. And commercials for paper towels put someone on the “where did you go” list for sure.

  12. Christine was on AMC last night. I felt a much deeper connection to Arnie as I had just read your post.

  13. “has been in everything from TV shows like Full House and ER to movies like Pearl Harbor and Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood (poop in pants ) “…hahaha…I heard that Ya-Ya movie is a real pooper, is that what you meant? ;-)

    Anyhoo I love how you investigate the whereabouts of these obscure “supporting characters”, the E! channel would never do that, because they’re not as hardworking as you, well done!

    PS: those old-school gun-thingys rule!! :-)

  14. Oh how I loved Mr. Mom. I was just enough older than the kids to feel superior for not carrying a wubby (which is hilarious b/c I now have my ‘wubby’ framed on the wall). I can still see Michael Keaton racing Martin Mull to Chariots of Fire…duh, duh, duh, da, duh, duh. (I do terrible music impressions.)

  15. Uzi? The gun to have is the Norinco Mac90. Its a budget ak47, Chinese-made but dirt cheap $450.

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