Insanity Has A Face: 2


I don’t know if many of you have read my first post about the much beloved Norma Lee so here is a refresher. Many moons ago I was a working stiff that spent at least three hours a day in Atlanta traffic. To pass the time and keep my sanity there was a morning radio show called The Regular Guys on 96 Rock. Every so often they would hit a home run with musical guests but none quite as unique as Norma Lee. From the very first note she sang, she had my heart. It may sound as if I am making fun but really I do have a lot of respect for her ability to be who she is. I present to you again, Norma Lee.

Norma starts off playing us a tune written and produced by Barney. Who Barney is we are left to wonder but regardless, it’s catchy and yes, I did hum along. There isn’t a congruent theme but I was able to take a couple of key points. One, Norma doesn’t have freckles. She claims sandpaper works better than cow manure at removing them but if you want my advice I would opt to stay out of the sun. Two, don’t spit on the worms, because you might get germs. But then there is a contradiction. Right after her song she claims it attracts more fish. I’m confused. So, do you spit on the worms or not?

I really like the multiple themes in the Norma Lee Show. This one starts by providing us a quick guide to healthy dental hygiene. I can’t lie, when she began talking about baking soda I thought she said bacon soda. Is it wrong that I made that assumption? Well, after the lesson on how to brush and floss she sings us the song, “Honey, You Married Me,” thanks to the help of the producer. Is it me, or did that song make you a little sad? I hope that wasn’t about Mr. Lee.

Wait a minute. Didn’t we just get advice on how to maintain healthy teeth and gums from Norma Lee? And now we find out Norma doesn’t even have teeth? I feel like I was just sold shoes from an amputee. Whatever. I ain’t mad at ya’ Norma. The University of Kentucky would be lucky to have you. I dig your offensive skills but you might want to take a look at your face paint. The “K” is backwards.

I think this one may be my favorite. It’s not because of the pantyhose over Norma’s head or the attempt of humor, but we get a quick shot behind the scenes of the Norma Lee Show. At the end Norma takes off the hose and gives a gesture as if to say “Good enough?”. It makes you wonder who is the creative mastermind, Norma or whoever is behind the camera? I hope it is all Norma because this would be very creepy.

If you look closely you can see Harley the dog blink in morse code, “S-P-C-A”. Am I the only one that had to stand up and scream, “give him the dang nab cookie!”? I doubt it. That was a little embarrassing since I was at work, though.

I can’t express how happy the Norma Lee Show makes me. She is a free spirit in every sense of the expression and I hope that one day she can come back to Atlanta to play live. Reading some of the comments on YouTube it’s apparent there are some rude assholes in the world but never you mind them, Norma. Keep singing and know there are fans everywhere you turn. God Bless ya.

Make sure to send her some love on her website. I leave you with this.

13 Comments

  1. wow. i missed norma lee the first time around. i’m at a loss. did you see her website has a link to cafepress where you can order a norma lee throw pillow? too bad you already had your birthday this year!

  2. I’d like to think she is totally normal and is pulling all of our legs. Either way, what a lady!

  3. As a UK alum, “Ouch.”

  4. I just found this tonight on Google. It has really touched my heart. Looks like I have made at least some people happy with my songs, Videos and “The Regular Guys” Show. Thank You and God bless You.

  5. At first, I really had a lot to say about this, but now I’m just speechless. I just watched both and literally cried with laughter. I haven’t laughed that hard in a long, long time. I really don’t know what to say now. Thank you, Bill for sharing that. I think it made my week. But mostly, thank you, Norma Lee.

  6. Thank you. Glad I’m not the only fan in Atlanta that thinks Norma Lee is a common pestilence. Her Olympic Updates are even more hideous than her videos. It’s frightening to know that the woman is for real. She’s one of KY’s finest!

  7. Whenever Norma comes on the show, I turn to another station. She is annoying and I find nothing funny about her retarded, inbred ways. I heard that Larry was becoming bored with her crap. I wonder when she will be banned again?

  8. Please tell me she’s not dead yet. I have to meet her.

  9. OH MY GOD!!! Do you have esp? I was going to email these articles to you! Swear to the Holy Father!

    • Seriously, are you lying? Because if not…well, that would be really weird???

      • I promise. I was just sharing her with someone and thought you needed to see this too.

        Let Jesus sit on your heart.

  10. I am still alive everyone LOL

    Norma Lee


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